Blonde Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Love Notes
One Liners
Quotations
Riddles
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet. SEND
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. SEND
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles. SEND
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. SEND
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark! SEND
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor SEND
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off. SEND
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side. SEND
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