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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. SEND

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. SEND

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. SEND

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. SEND

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! SEND

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor SEND

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. SEND

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. SEND

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