Blonde Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Love Notes
One Liners
Quotations
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100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.
~ Wayne Gretzky SEND
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers SEND
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~ M.K. Gandhi SEND
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns SEND
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.
~ Albert Einstein SEND
Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
~ Helen Steiner Rice SEND
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger SEND
Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
~ Dr. Napoleon Hill SEND
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