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100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. ~ Wayne Gretzky SEND

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. - Joan Rivers SEND

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. ~ M.K. Gandhi SEND

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns SEND

I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details. ~ Albert Einstein SEND

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. ~ Helen Steiner Rice SEND

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger SEND

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve. ~ Dr. Napoleon Hill SEND

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