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I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. Answer: few SEND

The more you take the more you leave behind. Answer: footsteps SEND

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed? Answer: lounger SEND

What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? Answer: your breath SEND

What turns everything around, but does not move? Answer: a mirror SEND

What's white when itís dirty? Answer: A blackboard SEND

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer? Answer: When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock. SEND

Which is faster, hot or cold? Answer: Hotís faster. You can catch a cold. SEND

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